Evidences supporting Young Earth creation science

We don't feel we NEED evidence, but to sooth the rabid evolutionist, here is some undeniable evidence.
adam and apparent age
ADAM WAS CREATED WITH AN APPEARANCE OF AGE!!!
This picture of Adam, at the moment of his creation, CLEARLY shows that he was not a little baby. Any moron can see that. He was created older-looking than he really was. Therefore, the whole universe is not really old, it does not have a long history despite all the so-called "evidence" - it just appears that way. God can do stuff like that because He can do anything! We are victorious!!!
LIGHT IS CREATED "IN MOTION"!!!
This is a very simple experiment but all these so-called experts overlook it every single day. They are too busy trying to hide all the evidence. I turn my porch light on at night and the light is everywhere instantaneously. I do not see it "move" across my porch or across my front yard. Why? Because it appears already in motion. I do not see why stars millions of light years away would be any different. (Hello!)
THE FOSSIL RECORD IS BOGUS!!!
I rented a large tractor and dug a huge hole in my backyard.  I did not find a single dinosaur bone!  However, I did accidentally dig up my septic tanks.  So, what?  Does that mean septic tanks existed billions or even millions of years ago? NO!
the canopy theory
IT CAN BE REALLY CLOUDY AND NOT RAIN!!!
This is clearly evidence that clouds can be thick and cover an area and not rain just like the Canopy Theory says. Dr Hotie himself took this picture. "It was dark for two days and it didn't rain once!" said Dr H. Enough said!! The Earth is young! We are right again!!!
fossils on mountains
SEA FOSSILS ON A MOUNTAIN!!!
Obviously, the Great Flood of Genesis put this here. Sea creatures on a mountain top!? C'mon! Evolutionists claim it was "uplifted" through "plate tectonics." What hooey!!! Did any of these evolutionists SEE it get "uplifted"? Wouldn't a more reasonable answer be that a great Flood put it up there??? We are right again!!!

Sancho during another of our "experiments"
ALL ANIMALS ATE PLANTS BEFORE THE FALL OF ADAM!!!
My cat "Sancho" was used in this experiment.  Evolutionists like Hugh Ross say animals would not have teeth to eat meat if they ate only plants.  Ha!  Check this out. As an experiment I let Sancho outside (who supposedly has teeth to eat meat) and I saw him eat some grass.  He wanted to do what God had originally told him (and his ancestors) but he could not stomach the grass.  He threw it up with a big hair ball.  I bet back before the fall cats ate grass without throwing it up but when Adam and Eve ate the red delicious apple it changed the cats ability to eat plants.  Because of sin they are now forced to eat meat (or cat food).
A DAY IS 24 HOURS!!!
I bought a stop watch and timed it myself!  Then I called a buddy of mine in Israel and had him time it there.  It is the same all over the world (including the Middle East)!
star birth
NO STARS BORN HERE!!!
It probably says nowhere in the Bible that stars are "born," because that's what scientists believe, so we reject it. And here's evidence right here that those godless scientists are WRONG and we are RIGHT! This is the Andromeda Galaxy. It supposedly has over 100 billion stars. But do you see any stars being born? Of course not! Neither do we. Nothing has changed since the Beginning. Victory once again!

Don Jr.'s Calendar!!! Dr Don only used this as an example. He does not even know this young lady. He is not interested at all in ever meeting her!
WHY DO WE HAVE LEAP YEARS???
Because science cannot get it right, that is why.  If science is so reliable then why do we have to have a year with an extra day every four years?  Perhaps it is to cover for their unreliable science and mathematics?  I also question why the Olympics used to occur during every leap year.  My bet is to take the focus off of this absurd “leap year” conspiracy?  Then the Olympic Committee (probably in bed with scientists) decided to rotate the Winter and Summer Olympics every two years.  If I was a betting man I would say scientists and mathematicians cannot be sure in the future the Olympics would indeed occur on leap years. Just to be safe they staggered the games just to be sure.  At least they are smart enough to know it will occur on even numbered years.  Think about that for a minute (assuming a minute really lasts as long or short as scientists say).
Therefore, the earth is young!!!
WHY CAN SCIENTISTS NOT ROUND OFF PI? 
I learned to round off numbers in elementary school yet mathematicians, who claim they are very intelligent, cannot even round off pi (a small number between 3 and 4).  I would do it myself but mathematicians probably are not being totally honest about what pi really is so I would never gain access to the “true” pi number (so I could attempt to round it off). Again, we are correct! Again, they are wrong. It follows then that the universe is just thousands of years old!!!
DINOSAURS LIVED WITH HUMANS!!!
Here is evidence from our friends at MYOPIA Ministries. Dinosurs didn't live millions of years ago before Adam and Eve! This is clearly a cave painting showing people with a dinosaur! We are right again!!!
really big mountain
HERE IS A MOUNTAIN!!!
This high mountain is clearly against an old earth belief. We all know that wind and water erode things away. If this mountain were here for 4.5 billion years, it would have been worn away years ago! But it's not! It must be only thousands of years old! The earth is young! We are right again!!!
speed of light slowing
THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS CHANGING!!!
The evolutionists claim that if something is millions of light years away, that it took millions of years for light to get here. HA! The imbeciles don't believe that light has slowed down! But it has! So it took only thousands of years to get here - not millions!!! Click here for our scientific breakthrough that none of them believe or understand! We are right again!
Grand Canyon and the Flood
EVIDENCE FOR A GLOBAL GENESIS FLOOD!
Ha! The godless evolutionists claim that these layers were formed by millions of years of sediments being laid down one over another. But it looks more like a settled bottle of Italian salad dressing. And everyone knows that salad dressing is not millions of years old. This is obviously the result of the Flood. Our great and mighty God added water to Earth, shook real hard, and we got layers! He didn't need millions of years! He is not a girly God! Once again we prove ourselves correct!!!
Hotie and the Ark
HERE'S EVIDENCE FOR A WORLD-WIDE FLOOD!
Dr Hotie stands next to the man who drew the picture of the big "wooden boat" that some guys saw on Mt Ararat in Turkey near the poppy fields they were tending in 1904. Gee, could it be the ARK??? Some have doubted the testimony of these men, but if you can't believe some innocent flower farmers who can you trust? The Earth is young!
tree and dirt
HERE IS A DRAWING OF A TREE LAYING THROUGH LAYERS OF ROCK!
This is undeniable proof that the whole of geology is desperately flawed! Trees don't grow sideways through dirt! The Flood did this. (Whatever evolutionist says it was "a tree growing on one layer, which got covered eventually by another layer or two, and then the whole shebang was eventually pushed up and tilted" IS DEAD WRONG!!!)
the Hydroplate Theory
HERE'S A WATERTIGHT THEORY FOR THE WORLDWIDE GENESIS FLOOD!
The hydroplate theory beautifully illustrates how rampant imagination can be a plus in creation science. An underground ocean of water trapped below the crust suddenly springs a leak and gushes water 40 miles into the sky and rains down and floods the earth. We are victorious again!
Polonium-218
POLONIUM-218 HALOS
Even the humble Dr Hotie doesn't get this one, but other young earth creationists proposed it as evidence that the earth is young, SO WE BELIEVE IT! If it supports the true interpretation of the Bible IT IS TRUE!. Victory!
GRAVITY IS GETTING WEAKER!!!
Just watch sports from twenty years ago.  Players now days jump much higher, run much faster, move much quicker, throw farther, hit the ball farther, etc.  Why?  Gravity is slowly getting weaker.  That means, logically, animals that lived way before Adam and Eve would have had to crawl on their stomachs because gravity would have been so strong they could not have walked around.  Miilions of years ago gravity would have been strong everything would be squished! Another evolutionist theory blown to bits!!!
IS PARALLAX A RELIABLE METHOD??? 
In a nutshell, no!  Scientists (fallen men) use a method created by mathematicians (other fallen men - two wrongs do not make a right) to measure the distance of objects in the universe.  We are talking about objects that are very far away (or appear to be).  Yet, when I tried to use the parallax method to measure the distance from my front door to my old, broken down Ford Pinto up on blocks near the septic tank I had to replace after digging it out of the ground while searching for “fossils” I could not even get an accurate distance.  I did it three times and got three different answers; one of which equaled 4.54 billion light years.  Reliable?  No! Just conveniently inaccurate.
The earth is young!!!
OLD UNIVERSE "RULED OUT"
Things that make you go “hmmmmmm.”  Why are the God-less scientists from the United States so willing to praise radioMETRIC dating methods when Americans do not even subscribe to the metric system?  If they can't even agree on what units things should be measured in, then isn't that overwhleming evidence that this is a gigantic well-rehearsed conspiracy to keep God out of science??? The Earth is young!!!
Bad people
THESE GUYS BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE IS OLD!!!
ENOUGH SAID!
Dr Hotie!
DR HOTIE, OUR LEADER, BELIEVES THE WORLD IS YOUNG!!!
And he has the credentials and knowledge to back him up. Enough said! We declare victory!

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