 Here's a shortened biography of Our Leader, Dr. Don K Hotie. If you want to read the whole fascinating story, buy Dr Hotie's book, Why I'm Right and All my Enemies are Godless Morons, available from ShoulderChips Publishing, and maybe soon from amazon.com if they ever get their act together and quit referring to his books as a "hate books." (morons!) |
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1894
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Born Donald Ketchum Hotie, to Ian and Margaret Hotie in Paranoia, South Carolina. Dr Hotie humbly began life in the humble abode shown here, a house that would go on to represent his ministry - humble, quiet & soft-spoken, still standing, and with a firm foundation. |
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1897
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Dr Hotie, affectionately called Little Pain in the Rear by his ma and pa, is seated third from left in this family portrait taken in front of Turn Or Burn Pentecostal Church of nearby Fussbudget, South Carolina. |
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Margaret Hotie, affectionately called "ma" by the Hotie children. She was the one who taught him to appreciate important concepts he would use later in his life, like the "appearance of age." (The date of this portrait is unknown, either 1894 or 1984.) | |
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this picture was too disturbing!
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1926
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A milestone in Don K Hotie's life. Taking Jesus' words literally, "Don" as he was affectionately called by his friend, pokes out his left eye after looking too long at his friend's girlfriend. It worked, now keeping him from looking too long if she passed by on his left! Lesson learned: The Bible must be taken literally! To do otherwise is compromise! |
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1949
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Dr Don's senior year at Percival Lowell High School was highlighted by this biology teacher - Mr. Robert Ulysses "RU" Inseine - who helped set the young Don straight on Scripture: the KJV tells the truth, literally, to the letter, no exceptions from Genesis to Revelation. To believe otherwise in any way, shape, or form means eternal damnation. Inseine Words of Wisdom: Attack the demon-possessed evolutionists - and all who agree with them - without mercy! We say AMEN! (Dr Don continued corresponding with his friend up until his untimely and still unsolved death at South Carolina Pen in 1966.) |
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1950
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"Don" becomes Dr Don as he gets his Doctorate in Education at "Ol' Name It and Frame It" - Patriot's College in Colorado (after they moved from Montana after they moved from Wyoming). Doubters who didn't take him seriously before will respect him from now on!
see diploma below |
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see Books Section!!!
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1950-2000
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Dr Hotie writes more than 500 books, several of which make it to print! |
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1988
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Sadly, beloved Margaret "Ma" Hotie dies and is buried next to her brother, Angus Dumfart in the family plot in Ayr, Scotland. Buried six feet under put her at the same strata as early Picts, evolutionists would say. Fools! She was Scots from head tae toe, not a drop of Pict blood in her! Don seriously considers taking her maiden name in her honor - then reconsiders quickly. |
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see below!!!
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1990
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For his "unbelievable work" in the field of creation science, Harvest Christian College in Florida gives Dr. H an honorary D.Sc. - for a small price. |
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2004
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Knowing he will get a Ph.D. sometime in the future, Dr Hotie awards himself an honorary Ph.D. "Knowing I will get one is just as good as having one," says he. And if anyone should challenge these credentials??? Snaps Dr. Don, "They're evolutionists, of course!" | |
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present
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Dr Hotie now speaks over 900 times a year all over the country and in parts of Australia, leaving him precious little time for anything else - like reading. "Haven't needed to read anything for 25 years. Know it all." Gotta love him! |
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FOR THE DOUBTERS!!!
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