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Young Earth Creationists Conquering Hell!
God Almighty is losing the Battle against the Forces of Hades! He needs your help!
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The Truth is being attacked from without and within, brothers and sisters! The Devil has deceived the very elect! God needs your help! That's why Dr Don K. Hotie and YECCH Ministries are here - to help you load up with the necessary ammunition to FIGHT FOR GOD!
Tell your friends that this is the place to arm themselves against the Enemy. Below is the latest news, a sitemap, and the all-important Evolutionist Quiz.

The latest scientific discovery from Dr Don!
This image, our friends, is... sit down... HOW THE EARTH LOOKED 2000 YEARS AGO!!!
Through remarkable insight and logic, our own lovable Dr Don has figured this one out by himself without any help from "educated" people.
Notice anything weird about the image of earth? Like the whole stinkin' thing is upside down?
But... how????
Read the book of Acts! It says there that the apostles turned the whole world upside down. Now the most obvious interpretation of that is that the whole planet flipped over. It took no brains to figure that one out!

DUH!!!!

This also explains why those evolutionists see the north and south poles "reversing." Put THAT in your crackpipe and smoke it, godless evolutionists!!! Again we are right!


FREE EXCERPT FROM THE TOP-SELLING Clever Come-Backs to over 10,000 Old-Earth Objections! (HERE)
More Evidences Supporting a Young Earth and Refuting Secular Science!!! (HERE)
New Books By Dr Hotie in Book Section! (HERE)
New Changes to Dr Hotie's Bio! (HERE)
Some of the flock may have noticed a new set of letters behind the good doctor's name. That is no tiepo! Dr Don has officially announced, to the distaste of many godless "scholars," that he now is the proud owner a Ph.D!!! Congratulations Dr. D!!! (Although not recognized by the godless, Dr Don has stuck on that Ph.D. label in inspired anticipation of actually earning one in the near future. "I'm getting one eventually so what's the big deal?" We are so proud!)


Coming Soon! Videotape series of Dr Hotie's 6-hour seminar series - Forget Reasoning With Them!
Coming Soon!
A message from the up and coming Son of Hotie, Mister Don Jr.
Coming Soon! The video from the Johann Hankerberger Show where Dr Hotie takes on an evolutionist (who says he's a Christian). Watch Dr Hotie open up a can of Whoop-Hiney on the man (despite what you may have heard otherwise) and humilate him real good.
Coming Soon! Dr Hotie will get another degree. So will Don, Jr. - eventually.

The Site
Are YOU an Evolutionist?
HOW TO ANSWER THOSE EVOLUTIONISTS
Ever been viciously attacked for your young-earth beliefs? That's what happens in a righteous cause like ours. Here you'll find quick, easy, and clever retorts for those godless hell-bound animals!

EVIDENCES SUPPORTING A YOUNG EARTH POSITION
There's a ton of it! And you'll find some of it here: evidence supporting our views on the global flood, dinosaurs and man, the speed of light, star "birth," etc.

HOW TO KEEP OLD EARTHERS AWAY!
Heard that some old-earther is visiting some local church? Here's a letter you can use to make sure that person never makes it. ;)

THE JOB DINOSAURS!
You've only imagined it until now. Now you can see it with your own eyes! Our team of artists here at YECCH have beautifully illustrated the Job Dinosaurs! Ten more and we're making a calendar!

BOOKS BY DR. DON K. HOTIE!
Everything you need to defend the Young Earth Creationist Cause of Righteousness!!!

HOTIE BIOGRAPHY
The story behind the man behind the ministry. His humble beginnings, his fight against all those Evilutionists, his seminars, his books, his diplomas.

"Evolutionist" defined:
If you answer "yes" to any one of these you are an evolutionist:

1) Do you accept any part of Darwin's "Theory"?
2) Do you believe that any species of living creature has changed in any way, shape, or form since the day they were created?
3) Do you believe the Earth is billions of years old?
4) Are you Catholic?
5) Do you believe the universe is billions of years old?
6) Have you read any books by Hugh Ross?
7) Do you think there is any other way of interpreting the sacred English words of Genesis as written in the KJV version of Scripture other than that a day means a 24-hour period?
8) Have you heard of Stephen Gould?
9) Do you believe the Genesis Flood was a local flood?
10) Do you believe that there was any form of death before Adam and Eve fell in the Garden?
11) Do you have an advanced degree from a godless university?
12) Do you ever doubt or question the teachings of any young-earth creationist, such as Dr Don K. Hotie?
13) Do you seriously think that the "big bang" is anything but some idea straight from Hell itself meant to destroy the Church on earth???
14) Do you watch PBS science shows?
15) Do you attend Chuck Smith Jr's church?
16) Do you deny that the creatures described in Job 40 and 41 are dinosaurs?

If you answered "yes" to any of these, you believe man evolved from primordial slime! You are an evolutionist - you are not welcome here. You should go straight to here.

If you answered "no" to all of these,
you are not an evolutionist!

COME ON IN, FRIEND!!!!

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