They say no one supports us! Look here for proof, smart guys!
Dear Dr Hotie,
I was a high school senior looking to go into the sciences, specifically chemistry. But last week I went to one of your lecture series - The Genesis Conspiracy - at a local church. Whew! That was a close one! I'm not going into the sciences now - no way! I'm not even going to college, what with all them atheists there and what not. Leave astronomy and zoology to the godless atheists! Christians don't belong there! Thanks, Doctor, for scaring me away!
Aaron Allwyne Arthur Calles Compton Farquarson, Nova Scotia
Dr Don,
Your books are the most enlightening books I have ever read. You saved me loads of time I might have had to spend critically examining something or thinking for myself!
Todd Thurston Howell Tulleybelton Lauderdale III, Thuhicks, GA
Dear YECCH Minstries,
I saw somewhere people referring to YECCH ministries and other creation science organizations like yours as cultic because you don't let us uneducated Christians out here think for ourselves. But you do! Why, just last night I was thinking (see?) about how much I was looking forward to your next book - Follow Me or Forever be a Loser.
Brian Leveson-Gower Reginald Aylmer Ring-the-Bell, Husbands Bosworth, UK
Dr Don K Hotie's latest... book... is an... piece of... ...imaginative... art... He spends most of his... time ...attacking other [compromising] Christians [because they deserve it.] He... uses old data [because it is the most trustworthy], and only relies on the latest [and most godless!] data when it fits... [the truth] of his... opinions.
NEWSWEEK
YECCH,
A classmate of mine in school said that dinosaurs died when a big rock hit Earth 65 million years ago so I laughed at him like you do when people say that and he said it's the truth but I don't know how to cut him down using words like you do because I'm only 7 so I bashed him in the mouth instead. My dad said you would say that's OK because that kid was a evolshunist. Thanks, Dr Don!
Chad Benedict Sherston Sherston-Baker Ferburgerstrom, New South Wales
...and they say Christians have no imagination! Just read one of [Doctor] Don K Hotie's books and you'll see imagination gone wild with ... facts to back them up!
CHRISTIANITY TODAY
Dear Dr Don,
Thanks to you and your 3-day Forget Reasoning With Them! seminars I can now concentrate less on teaching my flock something about which I know nothing, and more time on running this church!
Pastor Passduhbuk, St. Peter, MN
Dear Dr Don,
Being a non-denominational evangelical pastor I don't know much about science... or Greek... or Hebrew.. or history... or, well, you get the point. That's why I'm thankful for people like you - professing Christians who know all that deep stuff. I can pass all your info on to the congregation who don't know much about science... or Greek... etc., either. Thanks for being our one and only source of information!!!
Pastor Weissnicht, Durcheinander, PA

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